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Captain

Short for Captain Morgan's. Mostly reffering to the Captain's "Orginal Spiced Rum". 35% alcohol by volume (70 proof). Not great on taste, better if you mix it with juice or coke. I'd suggest anybody to eat something with it when you drink it lest you get sick.
Me and Brother Brown split a bottle of Captain.
by Bill "Beefy" Jones February 10, 2006
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tug boat captain

Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
Dude don't use that baster I did the old tug boat captain with Bre last night.
by Benjamin Dover 76028 July 20, 2009
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Captain Quack

Online retailer of Rubber Ducks.
I bought this duck at Captain Quack.
by sam August 4, 2003
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Captain SNES

An excellent sprite comic acting as the sequel to the Captain N show. It can be located at captainsnes.keenspace.com
by Captain SNES November 15, 2003
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Captain Obvious

Someone who states the obvious. If you are a sarcastic asshole, it is considered common courtesy to thank such an individual for their obvious statement.
Captain Obvious: whoa, dude... The world is round.

Sarcastic Asshole: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
by KewlDood123 April 27, 2010
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Captain Morgan Belt Buckle

The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with zipper gaping wide open exposing pubic fro or vajazzles.
The bus driver told me to sit down so I defiantly put one leg on the seat and gave him a Captain Morgan Belt Buckle. WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW, BUS DRIVER?!
by IN Famous July 2, 2010
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