Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

Crusty tooty

A mean or annoying person that should leave everyone alone

Person : hey look at that annoying person
Person 2: oh ya he’s a crusty tooty

by Carol_thebomb November 17, 2020

Crusty

The stage after being salty

Ororo has been soo crusty.

by TheKid!$? May 29, 2016

Crusty Wing Sauce

Sexual act of scratching dead skin off your arm, jizzing on it and creating a sauce. Wouldn’t recommend putting on wings.

“How’d it go?”
“Not great, she was into crusty wing sauce so I bounced.”

by Shmeu September 26, 2020

Crusty

Highly unpleasant, disagreeable or trashy

Even though it's essential, social media is crusty, crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

crusty knuckle

A crusty knuckle is when you have your girl stimulate your prostate by shoving her middle finger up your anus. Look at her knuckle once she is done.

I blew a load so hard while Christina was giving me a Crusty Knuckle.

by John Chapman June 1, 2007

crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.

1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.

by A very creative cunt May 7, 2018