Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

Corpus Crusty

When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.

Woman, either give me sex or im gonna give you a Corpus Crusty.

by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023

crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.

Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.

by JohnnyMaples December 6, 2022

uncle crusty

a roblox troll who likes to lock people inside hotel basements.

“If I go down into your basement, will you pull an Uncle Crusty on me?”

by crusty ahh uncle December 29, 2022

Ugo Crusty

Overwhelmingly ugly and annoying, very unattractive. Most likely smells bad

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty. I don’t know why I ever dated her

by Assmaster04$) November 18, 2018

Crusty

To be crusty or a crust is to be irrelevant like those useless pieces of bread crusts at the bottom of yur toaster.

Look at Jade,she has no friends, she is so crusty.

by riri kez October 31, 2018

crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.

Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.

by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017