Hulu and ice cream

The opposite of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching Netflix and having intercourse with someone you decide to have a night to yourself and masterbate vigorously.

Guy 1:Hey man what you up to tonight?

Guy 2: I don't know, it's been a long day so probably stay at home and Hulu and ice cream.

Guy 1:You're pathetic.

by Sneaky_Fish April 1, 2016

Churn the Cream

When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.

Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Peaches and cream

When you eat a girl out and she cums. At that moment you are eating peaches and cream

I was eating my girl out and she gave me the peaches and cream

by ragbag85 March 30, 2005

ice cream man

neighborhood coke dealer, nuthing less then kilos.

score a brick from the ice cream man.

by $PAZZ April 1, 2003

Steak and Ice Cream

What you say when you masturbate at an innapropriate time.

Normally said post ejaculation.

3 guys playing Gears of war (speaking over headset)

Jack: Alex hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes
Frank: Oh shit, he's probably-
Alex: Steak and Ice Cream

by captain of lust January 2, 2009

Dream Cream

That stain you find on your bed sheets after waking up from "that" dream.

Person 1: Bruh did someone spill milk on yo bed or somethin?
Person 2: Naw dog, dats dat dream cream.

by Dream Creamer November 19, 2016

Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.

Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

by Russessabagina December 20, 2009