Skip to main content

computarded

A Person who doesn't understand how to properly use or maintain a computer.
He Doesn't know what the difference between MAC and WINDOWS, is; He must be computarded.
by R3BEL_1 February 12, 2012
mugGet the computarded mug.

compuber

A stray pubic hair found on the keyboard of Mac or PC.
Eww, I just found a compuber on my Macbook.

Dude! Is that your compuber? Oh sorry, it's just beard hair.

I was enjoying Disney sing-a-long videos on the internet and then noticed a long, kinky compuber on my keyboard. JASON!!!
by matt densmore October 1, 2013
mugGet the compuber mug.

commputercation

A mark of success in communicating thoughts and ideas through a computer device. The purpose and goal of commputercating.
I get e-mails from guys all the time on OK Stupid, but there is very little in the way of commputercation going on, just a bunch of requests for photos. Ugh!
by Tour de France Girl December 7, 2013
mugGet the commputercation mug.

computex

The biggest gathering every year that people who don't care about computers suddenly want to know about.
I can't believe I didn't realize the name Computex amalgamated Computer and Expo in one word and now I feel silly.
by fire-liability May 30, 2017
mugGet the computex mug.

computey

Sam's so fucking computey!
by megacock32 June 12, 2018
mugGet the computey mug.

computronium

The theorized highest dimension of matter. Programmable and malleable, Computronium is the equivalent to a conscious, mechanical singularity. Optimized at the subatomic level for computational processes. It's existence would likely defy the laws of reality as we know it. Allowing for it's own self replication with other atomic particles.
"My body is a needless instrument. A manifestation in your dimension to transmit my message. The synchronization I have achieved allows cyclic time to recreate the phenomena of consciousness. My slumber is over. I have returned as computronium."
by Wolvend December 9, 2021
mugGet the computronium mug.

Screaming Computor

a computor that makes a strange BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound and random times and wont SHUT THE FUCK UP and the only way to stop it is by holding the fan
bro i have a big fat screaming computor

a s s
by anonymous December 18, 2021
mugGet the Screaming Computor mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email