boadatious donkey balls

Not been having jerked off for so long, that your balls are all swolen and painfull and fluffy like

Roald: Please give me a blow job, i've got serious boadatious donkey balls, dude
Joles: That's pretty :D can I Pleaaaaaaaaase suck em

by G-NOME December 9, 2003

bomed

When you get so high you cant even walk.

A-Rob, David, Boobus, and Dae-Dae be getting bomed every weekend.

by A~Rob February 19, 2009

Ironing Board

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.

My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!

by Roardawg August 3, 2017

Boardgasm

You see someone do a skateboarding trick so good you have an orgasm.

That 360 hardflip down the stairset was so good I just had a boardgasm.

by zack mcadoo May 7, 2008

boned

Fucked that person already.

I already boned that dumb Bitch!
Let's get boned!

by Wiggstress October 19, 2002

board bunnie

a really really hot girl who's great at snowboarding, surfing, or possibly skateboarding. either way they could be any but gorgeous too

Snowboarder1: damn did you just see that jump!
Snowboarder2: ya man that was so sick!
Snowboarder1: holy shit dude that's a chick! she's hot too!
Snowboarder2: wow, a total board bunnie

by xxpolynormalxx January 21, 2009

board bang

When you are the only, or one of few, women presenting to a room of mostly men in a business setting.

Man: Hey, how did your presentation go?

Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.

by The Snoofer July 21, 2014