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BOALG

1. A general swear word, considered roughly as profane as "cunt" or "Barbara Streisand".

2. An onomatopoeic word approximating the sound of vomiting.

Also: "BOALG's mother" is a being of profound stupidity and ugliness, weighing in at a tad over 200kg, with its anus stretched open raw and red due to the massive amount of anal penetration it has received. To be compared to "BOALG's mother" is an insult of the highest degree, one that functions on all different levels.
1. Mrs s4001: Um, yeh, I dropped your down the stairs and the neck broke.
s4001: Fuck! Cunt! BOALG!

2. Saul T. Nads: Man, check out this awesome underage rape fetish video I found! It shows their wounds and everything!
doomed-4-life: BOALG *vomits*

3. You are cheap whore, like BOALG mother!
by mutant! August 28, 2006
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boat

the object that andy samberg is on.
"I'm on a boat (and) its going fast (and) i've got an nautical themed, pashmina afghan"
by andysamberg April 15, 2009
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ouija board

it'll definately make your head spin all the way around and make you vomit huge amounts of pea soup and pee yourself in front of everybody
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the spiritual companion to monopoly or the spiritualist belief system of those who favor monopolies
see communist
playing with a ouija board is a bad bad move
by oooh September 13, 2006
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Boats and Hoes

Song made famous by step brothers Brennan Huff and Dale Doback at the catalina wine mixer. POW!!
Guy 1: It's the fucking catalina wine mixer.
Guy 2: POW POW!!
DALE: BOATS AND HOES
by seriousboutkoolaidforeal September 30, 2008
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boat

N. A hole in the water, surrounded by wood, into which money is poured.
Hey Dumbshit AKA Andrew, do you wanna take the boat out this weekend?
by steelheader March 15, 2008
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Neopets Role Play Boards

Full of fangirls, High School, scenefags, along with sparkly vampire or teens-injected-with-animal-DNA role plays involving Mary-Sue characters created by emo fags with no originality. These "original" characters tend to be carbon copies of one another and are usually ridiculously scene/emo. Typical descriptions for said character contain unnecessary details about this person's past and how they angst about their parents both dying in some bizarre tragic event.

Very few people can actually write even remotely well. And those who claim to be able to write are typically elitist douchebags who use ridiculous amounts of purple prose so they can go on about how their introduction filled with mindless fluff is over 20 posts long.

The few decent writers all flock to out of character boards and sit around jerking each other off in the "neoclique" talking about how great it is to be "Neofamous" while blissfully unaware of the fact that they are completely pathetic by taking role playing on a virtual pet site so seriously, and even more pathetic for taking out of character drama on a role play board on a virtual pet site so seriously.

The only real amusing thing to do is troll. Which is ridiculously easy to do, even if you make your trolling attempts painfully obviously people will still be completely oblivious to it.
Typical character found on the Neopets role play boards:
Name:Tarot
Age:17 years
Hair: His air is a dark black color mixed with small streaks of silver. They are very unnoticeable.
Eyes:His eyes are a a Hazel color mixed with light green.
Powers: He is part Raven, meaning he has wings and claws. He can also change into a full Raven, though thats all he can change in to.
History: Tarot was born to a poor farmer in the south. He was pretty much normal through his childhood, until he reached thirteen years. He began to develop nasty backaches and sore hands. eventually, it eveolved into what he is today. He left his parents soon after, knowing they would despise him.
Personality: He is the Silent type, Gentle and somewhat angry;though he doesn't show it.
by Neofairy July 30, 2009
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Speed boating

When a penis is inside a vagina or ass and the vagina or ass farts or queef's.
I was motor-boating your mom's tits. Then while fucking her she queefed and was speed boating my dick.
by rusty trombone of destiny October 31, 2010
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