Bangladeshi Beanie

The Bangladeshi beanie is the act of using one’s beanie cap to pick up their dog’s poop, as if it were a standard issue plastic waste bag found in any neighborhood park. Rather than disposing of it, however, the user places the beanie over their girlfriends head, covering her eyes before going down on her with a palm full of peanut butter. The user inconspicuously wipes some peanut butter on his girlfriends vagina, whistles for the dog, and sits on her chest. The user proceeds to masturbate onto the beanie as the dog laps up her peanut butter covered vagina.

Larry: bro! I gave my gf a Bangladeshi beanie last night.

Carl: what’s that?

Larry: I covered her head with a beanie filled with dog shit and beat off on her face while the dog ate her out.

Carl: didn’t she try to escape?

Larry: yeah but I was sitting on her chest!!

by Ghislaine Maxwell June 29, 2022

phobia of being murdered

common sense isn’t so common

Person 1: what the phobia of being murdered called?
Person 2: common sense.

by smoltodorokigirl June 10, 2019

Wyd other than being cute

Something shabayah says to his girlfriend while there on the phone but she tried to take it

Ciara- wyd
Shabayah- nun wyd other than being cute

by Savage🤣🤣🤣 April 7, 2019

Cat-domesticated being

A phrase (compound adjective) to describe a cat fanatic who loves cats so blindly that they bond with their cats in a masochistic relationship as they love every treatment they get from their cats even the bad ones such as ignoring, scratching, grumbling, etc.

- What are these red marks on your arm?
- Aweee! these are cat scratches , my cat scratched me yesterday while I was having fun with her, isn’t she sooooo cute? I love these marks they show me how much she loves me :)
- You really are such a cat-domesticated being, ma friend!

by Hasan Iessa January 4, 2021

decent human being

To be a person who acts with acceptable standard expected from other people. This assumes the person is not "decent" or not "human being".
Synonym with common sense.

Please, be a decent human being and not ruin other people's fun.

by orsos November 13, 2022

Beijing

Adjative: A condition when the weather is particularly hazy, polluted, hot, humid or of similar condition.

Jimbo: Hey, how is the weather outside?
MJ: It is straight Beijing.

by Diegoengel October 7, 2008

the greatest being in the world

The guy at the top is incorrect! It's really me!

All hail the mighty ME!

by abcd_z July 28, 2004