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Beauticul 

A beauty so immense that normal adjectives can't describe it. Used to describe an object of such great appearance that the sight of it can at times be blinding, if not fatal. Few individuals have reached this level of beauty, and as of yet, all who have, have died from seeing their own reflections, besides Chuck Norris. Mystics can notice a strong aura surrounding any objects that came in direct contact with a being or object that is beauticul.
The criminal was blinded by the beauticul Chuck Norris, and recieved a direct roundhouse kick to the face as a result.
Beauticul by Skidus Markitus September 5, 2009
When a guy is so gaga over a hot chick that he fails to see she has a personality that would make anybody sick!!!
Doug's girl is so hot, he's got the beautiFLU. He totally doesn't realize she's a bitch.
beautiFLU by smittytillidie October 12, 2010

beautifexy 

One who possesses the equal quality of being beautiful and sexy. The two attributes cannot exist independently because of the immense beauty and sexuality the subject possesses.
Damn that girl is beautifexy, you want to screw her and make your wife!!!
beautifexy by Bella Blacc January 26, 2011

beautifuckingful 

Something so beautiful that stirs in you the willingness to fuck. Can also apply to extremely beautiful people, objects or circumstances...
I woke up late, open the window and saw the garden under the spring sun, in a real beautifuckingful morning.
She had such a beautifuckingful charm that I still remember her, thirty years since...!
beautifuckingful by Ashaneen April 12, 2016
Something hidden in every girl on the Earth. The ability to shine, so wonderful, although they may not have realized it yet. No matter how old you are, how small, how shy, your time will come to glow.
"Get out there, beautiful. It's your time to rise above the rest and reach the stars."

Beautiful White Panda 

What Channing Tatum calls his butt hole, probably.
Oh man ! You could almost see Channing's beautiful white Panda in Magic Mike!