Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

Batman of Scarybone

Lurks every night asking who’s out and name and shames Dan for being out later than him and doing more drugs than him. Also makes his own music and music videos.

Batman of Scarybone: ‘Oi who’s lurking at this time’
Dan Leese: ‘Not me’
Batman of Scarybone: ‘Dan Leese this is a name and shame. I’ve been out later than you and taken more drugs than you.’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

Fromage Baton

If a joint is rolled and cheese weed is used i.e. Blue Cheese, Mango Cheese etc. it becomes a 'Fromage Baton'

Where the Fuck is my Fromage baton
Pass (le) Fromage Baton
I feel like shit... Need a Fromage baton

by Mr Tie April 4, 2011

The Batman Game

The act of dressing in a leather S&M gear and masturbating using auto-erotic asphyxiation. One who partakes is called the Batman, but any bystander or partner is the Robin.

Zach: Did you hear about bobby?
Ted: No what happened?
Zach: He died playing the batman game last night with Luke. He suffocated, it's pretty sad.
Ted: Damn, I still can't believe Luke Robin-ed him too.

by Daaaaaaiiiiiisssyyyyyyyyyyyy November 15, 2011

Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.

Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.

by Steev3d October 2, 2014

Cheeky Batman

The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.

"Why'd you take so long?"

"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."

by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015

dank batman

Dank batman is a form of batman on a whole new level

Jeez dank batman is killin with his sidekick roobin

by Hsjajsnsb August 17, 2017