Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

one button user

Someone who knows so little about computers that more than one button will confuse them.

"The users computer had eight buttons. After I guided this person through pushing all buttons over the phone to no effect. It turned out that the computer wasn't plugged in. Clearly she's a One Button User."

by MadMatter007 July 16, 2014

rotten button

When you stick a penis is a belly button.

Don't rotten button me babe.

by danosaurgrr August 6, 2014

Belly Button Burrowing

The act of fingering your own belly button in the hopes of finding a lose trinket or entertaining item.

'Dude! I went belly button burrowing yesterday and found my old N64! So much nostalgia!'

by LordChicken88 May 26, 2015

benjamin button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick

by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

fart button

A crude term for the "butt-hole".

Guy A-"Hey, I fucked the hottest girl last night after we left the bar!"
Guy B-"Stuff it up your fart button Jim, I saw the hog you left with."

by mfaded July 27, 2016

belly button pudding

The pudding mixture that forms in a males bellybutton after masturbating.

I was on PornHub. 5 minutes later I made belly button pudding.

by Epicurus1988 May 13, 2016