Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.

As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!

by QuacksO July 22, 2018

Blowjob

Used as currency in prison

Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first

Hola gringo I’m feeling kinda horny, you know what I’m saying
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way

by Despacito5 August 17, 2018

Steak & blowjob day

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you

Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too

by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019

Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis

"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"

by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019

Middle Eastern BlowJob

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth

Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!

by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019

Ice Blowjob

When someone gives head with ice in their mouth. It is claimed to give more penetration to the sex.

"Hey Derek ! You ever had a ice blowjob before ? No ? Here, lemme show ya ;) "

by anonymous gorl April 2, 2019

National blowjob day

The 12th of April every man that knows a girl should get a blowjob at least once on this remarkable day.
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob

He :Can you suck me tonight Her: Why? He: Bruh its the national blowjob day. Her: Sure

by Lanco April 10, 2019