Barking

The instantaneous and uncalled-for assumption a female makes directly after a male makes an opinion. Usually delivered loudly, annoyingly, and has no purpose but to give a female a chance to bitch.

Heron: I believe that we could save our o-zone by...
Ajjana: NO YOUR WRONG, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE O-ZONE, WE DON"T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS!
Heron:....Stop barking please

by Heron Bay Seagull October 16, 2011

Baking a cake

you pour flour into your asshole and mix it around and wait for it to get all hot then you fart into some ones mouth with all the flour going into their mouth and they swallow it

I was baking a cake into your mouth earlier

by Rofl my waffles May 11, 2009

Stoner Bashin Time

When an obviously stoned individual approaches u and you just can't resist the temptation to fuck them up

"yo look at jonny over there, hes such a fucken waste of life he snorts ten lines a day and rolls a blunt every 5 minutes, i say we go grab that old wrench in my shed and have some stoner bashin time!"

by stoner bashed August 25, 2005

Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

by Brylon713 September 6, 2010

bare-backing-back-packing

To go on an adventurous trip into the wild with a minimal of tools. Both literary and metaforicly.

Will: Let`s head over into that patch of brambles! and take off your shirt and pants, we`re going bare-backing-back-packing.

Barry: I`ll bring the flashlight!

by rangourthaman July 6, 2009

succulent basking

any rottweiler who insists on messing his business on the Mayor's shoes.

this little pissy puppy shits every goddamn day at the same time when the mayor comes to my house to court my 13 year old daughter. Inevitable the puckered pooch knows shit when she sees it and darts out of the house and lands perfectly a beautiful turd sort of liquidy succulent basking that never fails to hit the target. The mayor is such a fucking prick and child molester he keeps coming over because my mom is a whore and cannot pass by an offer of security that never arrives.

by Bukos-Bukos Gardenia September 21, 2011

Barking Skunk Spider

A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.

*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"

by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010