The Cat that will eat your ass with your command. You tell it to feast, and you will have an orgasm.
by Facking_Rats October 12, 2018
Get the Alexmug. A level of drunkenness characterized by a total lapse of lucidity, a lack of logical thinking, and a tendency to post meaningless philosophical dribble to one's story. From least to greatest, the scale of drunkenness goes: Buzzed, Tipsy, Drunk, Wasted, Alexed.
by YaBoySquare May 19, 2017
Get the Alexedmug. alex is one of the most kind people you’ll meet. he tends to be misunderstood, but is someone that should never be taken for granted. hes someone that you could never find in anyone else. he deserves a lot more than he gets by people surrounding by him, and he may be a bit ignorant but its how he shows he cares. he may act like hes the shit and he doesnt care but when you get to know him hes one of the sweetest people you could meet. very out going, and deserves to be loved properly. hes very attractive and can pull bitches but they dont matter if you’re the girl he loves. he loves unconditionally, and tries to find the best in negative situations. he tends to cling onto good memories and tries to let to good overweigh the bad, even if theres nothing good to make out of something. hes a crackhead and is a little reckless but i still love him regardless of his decisions. he doesn’t ever listen because hes so set on what he wants, is very determined but always expects failure and doesnt tend to try. he would be so much happier if he listened to the ones surrounding him, but someone like alex cant be controlled unless you’re his girlfriend. he tends to think hes a terrible person due from his past, but he doesn’t believe his mistakes dont define him as a person. hes so much more than what he thinks to be, seems cocky but beats himself down a lot. he is an amazing person who deserves all he can get. but he needs to realize nothing lasts forever and you cant cling onto your past.
by wheresyourlove November 23, 2021
Get the alexmug. No Alex is a slang word meaning the same as hop off and kick rocks. It's popularity is growing in Wetsern New York, unfortuantely the origins are foggy.
by gavlindeightseven October 10, 2011
Get the No Alex.mug. Alexe is a very smart girl who loves spending time outdoors and spending time with family and friends. Very hot and can please anyone with her looks. She is very important to everyone she has come in contact with and everyone loves her deeply.
by Alexeisthebest1o1 July 30, 2017
Get the Alexemug. alex is sometimes a girl but in this case is a boy,
He is so sweet,always pays attention, is always there for you, and never wants to let you go. He lives far away from you so you dont get to see him, but he is truly a keeper. Dont ever talk bad about him because he has only said good things about you. He thinks you are gorgeous even though you dont think so. You are in love with him and have either told him or are waiting to tell him.
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He is so sweet,always pays attention, is always there for you, and never wants to let you go. He lives far away from you so you dont get to see him, but he is truly a keeper. Dont ever talk bad about him because he has only said good things about you. He thinks you are gorgeous even though you dont think so. You are in love with him and have either told him or are waiting to tell him.
<3
by Tobecontinued.. January 8, 2012
Get the alexmug.