Asshole personality

An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason

An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous

An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions

An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse

"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"

"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"

by You dont need to know, Okay? October 15, 2020

Asshole Dilemma

When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.

Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?

by lulucio December 22, 2020

Ashley

Ashley is adorable, cute, kind, silly, and overall an amazing friend. She can be a tad annoying at times, but she means well. Ashley is shy and introverted, and if you're her friend, you are lucky to have her as a friend. She is very trusting, she will trust you with secrets, family issues, even her diary and she'll know that you will keep it safe. Ashley loves kpop, and she encourages you to listen to a few songs. Ashley loves making crude jokes, and then will die in a fit of laughter. She is obsessed with Finn Wolfhard and Anime. she will always be by your side and hopes you'll be there for her, and you better be. Her favorite word is "Bof".

Kiwi: Hi Ashley
Ashley: Hi Kiwi
Kiwi: How are you?
Ashley: I'm good thanks!

by forkcloudy February 24, 2021

Ashlet

An Ashlet is a girl ubsessed with anime guys she will never get.

Omg Brenda is such an ashlet

by Lazaturtle May 12, 2021

ashaleah

A hot gyal 😮 💨

Ashaleah looking so fineeee🥰

by samانماهمملا November 12, 2021

Ashlley

She’s the girl next door, Nice but Naughty too, still has a pure heart though. The kind that’ll drive you crazy, she’ll also make you laugh so hard and cry so hard but not intentionally. Even though the pain she may cause, no one else will love you truly and passionately as her, keep her, she’ll probably be the best treasure you’ll ever have valuable.

Guy #1: ayo bro who do u like?
Guy#2: I like ashlley
Guy#1: her? Why her though
Guy#2: because she’s the coolest person and she may not know it but she fine as hell, and not only that but she’s a really sweet person too.

by nanise October 2, 2021

cannibal asshole

A person that acts like an asshole solely towards other assholes, not to reign as supreme, but to eliminate them and prevent them from being assholes to others.

You were a real cannibal asshole when you ripped that asshole a new asshole.

by MelonSaurus November 25, 2013