by Vicky_R October 9, 2016
Get the Fap burnmug. 
F. A. P. Short for : For Academic Purposes
Used to find out about someone in order to masturbate without having to say you are going to but clearly are
Used to find out about someone in order to masturbate without having to say you are going to but clearly are
by Tibbarium August 20, 2020
Get the FAPmug. Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
Get the fap machinemug. 1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)
2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012
Get the Map it and Fap itmug. the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny
person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
by zero two's darling July 13, 2021
Get the wet fapmug. When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.
Oh man I just smoked so much weed.
Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in
Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in
by PintSizeSlash3r April 15, 2011
Get the Cover Fapmug.