Ding slang

A fat girthy meaty and vainy penis

“I was just the rnb singer with the big ol ding slang

by Dingslanginyomouf June 3, 2020

Wing Ding

To risk it for the biscuit.

Let's wing ding this fuckin thing.

by Yowassaaappppppp March 13, 2025

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

Ding suppression

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity

Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"

by PieIDemandPie August 10, 2013

Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021

fuggin ding donger

when you fuggin and the ding does the donger and wink wonker all of the snogger of floggers and ploggers about converse

whats up my fuggin ding donger

by Kveta October 13, 2022

biggest ding dong

a person with the biggest pp

biggest ding dong award goes to egg/ grace

by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020