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Idiot sex

"idiot sex
mmm
my favourite
kind"
by aleemdagoat December 8, 2022
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hood sex

Proceeding in sexual intercourse without kissing her/him
Damn bro I had the best hood sex with Kelsey last night.
by Lb14 December 8, 2022
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SEX

The process of giving birth to a chair while sucking yourself off.
Dude, he had sex last night.
by Supersmexyshark December 9, 2022
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Sex on the Television

It's alright yes. But do make sure that you don't fall off.
I'm fed up of sex on the television. They all keep falling off.
by LordJenal December 10, 2022
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Sex

When a man shoves his erect penis into a woman’s wet pussy. Can also be man and man, woman and woman, or more
Melody came home and found her sexy roommate jax watching tv in his boxers. Her pussy began throbbing wanting his cock inside her. He walks over and shoves her onto the couch, climbing ontop of her saying “I’m so horny right now melody. I’m gonna fuck your tight little pussy with all 12 inches of my thick, veiny cock.” He whips out his massive penis and RIPS her pants open pulling off her panties. He begins rubbing his cock head on her pussy to tease her. Eventually she moaned “please daddy jax. Please pound my pussy hard. Destroy it.” Shoving his massive cock inside her, he begins shallow-fucking her with his first 6inches. “DEEPER JAX. FUCK ME DEEPER!” She screams. Finally he shoves all 12 inches inside her and reaches her g-spot, pounding against it. After 3 minutes of railing her g-spot they both orgasm together. Jax’s hot sticky cum squirting inside her. And melody’s gloopy cum/pussy juice squirts all over jax’s dick.
by Railmypussydaddy;) December 11, 2022
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sex

friend1: hey guess what
friend2:whet
friend1: sex
friend2:GHHHGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAGHAGHGHAGHAGHGHAGAGHGSHAGSAGH
by ur moms favorite dildo December 12, 2022
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sex

say this in a gen z's face and theyll laugh uncontrollably
sex
by CattyMeowy December 12, 2022
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