by Mataaa April 22, 2019
Get the Sexmug. The knots you get in the back of your hair (often called "the kitchens") from being pounded against a flat, non-satiny surface while in the prone position during epic and lengthy missionary-style fucking.
Damn, that Mormon boy I dragged in after he rang my doorbell? I thought he'd be a two-minute man, but no--sex dreds!
by thatmisscarly December 9, 2012
Get the sex dredsmug. sex story pt 5!!
he groans and pushes me down aggressively. 'i can't wait anymore baby, i need you right fucking now' he whimpers desperately as he straddles over my chest and fucks my mouth for a second to get his cock wet, comes back down and slides himself into me. 'fuck baby, i've missed being inside you so bad' he tells me as he adjusts his knees to support my thighs as we look into each other's eyes in missionary. he starts to thrust into me, yell-moaning my name, and i'm screaming in pleasure as his cocks rams against my cervix (in a good way), biting the back of my hand and holding back tears. i wrap one of my arms around his warm body and reach down to grab his ass with the other. i feel his breathing speed up with me as he feels my body up. he suddenly comes to a stop and reaches down to rub my clit a little so he doesn't cum, right as i was about to cum, too.
he looks into my eyes with his eyebrows slanted down, his lip tucked under his teeth and the eyes of a doe. he smirks, pulls out and i scoot back onto the clean, dry blanket and towels i had prepared before leaving. i get on my tummy and for a second he's entranced by my petite yet, in his words 'perfectly shaped' ass. he gives it a good smack before mounting me again but from behind and thrusting his entire length in and out of me, moaning my name louder than ever. 'i love the way your tight little pussy feels' he tells me through his moans, thrusting harder to every word, speeding up.
he groans and pushes me down aggressively. 'i can't wait anymore baby, i need you right fucking now' he whimpers desperately as he straddles over my chest and fucks my mouth for a second to get his cock wet, comes back down and slides himself into me. 'fuck baby, i've missed being inside you so bad' he tells me as he adjusts his knees to support my thighs as we look into each other's eyes in missionary. he starts to thrust into me, yell-moaning my name, and i'm screaming in pleasure as his cocks rams against my cervix (in a good way), biting the back of my hand and holding back tears. i wrap one of my arms around his warm body and reach down to grab his ass with the other. i feel his breathing speed up with me as he feels my body up. he suddenly comes to a stop and reaches down to rub my clit a little so he doesn't cum, right as i was about to cum, too.
he looks into my eyes with his eyebrows slanted down, his lip tucked under his teeth and the eyes of a doe. he smirks, pulls out and i scoot back onto the clean, dry blanket and towels i had prepared before leaving. i get on my tummy and for a second he's entranced by my petite yet, in his words 'perfectly shaped' ass. he gives it a good smack before mounting me again but from behind and thrusting his entire length in and out of me, moaning my name louder than ever. 'i love the way your tight little pussy feels' he tells me through his moans, thrusting harder to every word, speeding up.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the sex storymug. Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
by HornyNarwhal June 10, 2018
Get the Sex preparationmug. by Big booty sexer July 7, 2017
Get the big booty sexmug. 
where you eat a really spicy curry then have sex the morning after and shit all over the other person and you get a spicy
rick “you did u enjoy the curry last night”
joel “ye bro i had curry sex with her the next morning aswell bro”
joel “ye bro i had curry sex with her the next morning aswell bro”
by currypowderlover6969 March 30, 2022
Get the curry sexmug.