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Kick Your Ass

1. To beat the hell out out of somebody, you don't have to literally kick them in the ass.
2. Famous threat used by Hank hill.
Example 1
Keep talking shit and Im gonna kick your ass!
Example 2
Hank: Dang it Dale I'm gonna kick your ass.
by Cool Guy November 11, 2018
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ass over teakettle

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.
Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.
by K-T in da hizzouse May 2, 2006
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janky ass code

unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day
Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect
by KingCurry9812 May 13, 2021
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Cool Yo Ass

'Cool Yo Ass' is a phrase used to tell someone to either shut up, step back from a confrontation with the person who is saying the phrase or to tell an individual, or group of persons, to 'be cool', to 'calm down' and/or 'step back' from the situation.

'Cool Yo Ass' is a much much cooler way of saying 'calm down', 'chill out' or any other type of similar phrasing.

To 'Cool Yo Ass' is to either simply be cool or to 'have a Coke an a smile and chill the f**k out'

The action of 'Cool Yo Ass' (or more correctly 'Cooling Yo Ass') is to remain totally cool, calm and collective and basically 'brush the dirt off your shoulders' like it 'ain't no thang'.

This term was coined approximately around May 2009 in the city of Christchurch in Canterbury, New Zealand by a group of stand-up dudes who wish to remain nameless. So Cool Yo Ass...
Luke: "Oh my God! Duuuude, you just knocked that bouncer clean the fuck out!!! The cops are going to arrest us!!!"

Kane: "Cool Yo Ass."

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Wendy (the racist bar manager/owner): "You, you and you, get the f**k out of my club now! ...I hate you Coconuts and Maoris!"

Kane: "Bitch, cool yo ass."
by Kommi Knocker June 5, 2009
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bomb ass dick

A dick so good.. makes you wet when you think about it. and you can imagine it driving through you while you at a family dinner, and u gtta go masturbate
"jack! he has some bomb ass dick "

" how can i get over him with that bomb ass dick...."
by chloe.88 May 27, 2019
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Showing your ass

To make a scene or a spectacle of yourself sometimes in an obnoxious or uncouth way.
The reason why I don't want to hang with you anymore cause you like showing your ass everywhere we go.

If you get drunk at the club and start showing your ass I'm gonna leave your ass there.
by Mackendeez June 11, 2018
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dope-ass nigga

A chill, laid back, cool, funny ass mothafucka. Probably is always dtsab. Probably does all kinds of illegal shit.
Man: Damn Tony's party was so lit.
Woman: Yeah Tony is one dope-ass nigga.
by naeriwhit July 3, 2016
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