Lancing the dog

Being Lazy. Wasting Company time. reducing efficiency. Talking extensively.

One of our employees was Lancing the dog.

by Lord Farrell February 25, 2021

Still have a dog in a bag

Something that has not been address

Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.

by Uwannahang May 10, 2021

ink dog

A person who enjoy pen drawings of dogs

Merryweather is a ink dog

by GhostyKitty July 17, 2023

Dog

An animal that females think makes up their entire personality.

What do you like to do for fun?
“Pet my dog, go for walks with my dog, feed my dog, bathe my dog”
Ha…yeah, uh, do you like to do anything else besides take care of your pet?
“Uhm ya I downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call me out to a T”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 8, 2023

dickless dog

Someone who is as debased, cowardly and soulless as that castrated pooch on the streets.

John: "Why is Jim such a cocky prick"?

Jack: "Forget about him, he's just a dickless dog".

by fairy fuck September 18, 2012

Angry dog

When in a drunken state and intercourse you throw up in the female sex partner

I was really hammered last night I gave my wife a angry dog

by Nois3ctm July 8, 2021

On dog

Affirmative. A more holy & humorous replacement for the phrase “on god”.

“Sheesh we got so much work to do for math” “On dog bruh”

“My mother died” “On dog?” “On dog my mother died”.

by 5721Ethan April 4, 2023