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St. Augustine Big Whale

An act of love making that requires some heavy lifting. While in St. Augustine, a rather large women (preferably 250lb+) approaches you with an offer to "do the dirty", as they say, back at her place. You then pursue a counter offer and immediately take her to the closest pier. Once there, it is important to stay as close to the edge of the pier for optimal results. You proceed in the act of love making and midway through when enough strength and muscle is gathered, you thrust and push with all your might as she plummets off the side. Make your way as quick as possible to the edge in order to see the rare splash of a "big whale" that very few people witness.
- " How was your weekend, man?"
- " Dude, I made my way down to St. Augustine and got approached with an offer I couldn't refuse."
- " Say it ain't so, you.... pulled off the St. Augustine Big Whale?"
- " Sure did, it brought a tear to my eye."
by St. Augustine Big Whale May 12, 2014
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White Whale

Term used to describe an opponent/nemesis who is extremely difficult to defeat. The term can also apply to miscellaneous games or events which are difficult to master.
The USC Trojans, although indisputably the most talented team in the PAC 10, always struggle against the undermanned Oregon State Beavers. One can surmise that the Beavers are the Trojans' White Whale.

Isaac has not beaten Jamal in a 1-on-1 basketball game in the last 20 tries. Jamal is his White Whale.

Baron excelled at video games as a child, although he was noticeably deficient at Guitar Hero, struggling to even play Medium Level songs. After many miserable bouts with failure, he conceded that Guitar Hero was his White Whale, the one game which he could not overcome.
by Z_19 September 14, 2009
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Whice Cube

A definition made by me around Spring of 2009 that is the funniest shit you will ever hear of. Ever since then my friend Matt and I extended the meaning of a whice cube.

Whice Cube - a frozen ice cube with jizz in it.

White + Cube = Whice Cube, good name huh?

Get an ice tray, fill each ice cup half way with water, the other half with jizz. If you get a hair in the whice cube it means 20 years of good luck =D.
We even got our own slogan for it.

Yeah, we are perverts.
Guy 1: Hey man is that a whice cube?
Guy 2: (looking at drink) What the hell is a whice cube?
Guy 1: Haha you're drinking my nut!

Guy 1: Holy shit dude your whice cube has a hair in it!
Guy 2: Oh my God! 20 years of good luck!

Now here's our slogan.
Whice cubes, prego-on-the-go, stick it in your cootch and watch it grow!

Pretty nasty haha.
by IamMonkey November 6, 2009
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moaning whale

a big boned/enormous girl getting screwed and making loud sounds that make you want to cringe e.g emma dowsing.
i was banging that fat chick lastnight .. how drunk was i she was a moaning whale. i couldnt even find the hole.
by fuktart July 16, 2011
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blind with whales

A case when the victim has seemingly lost all sight at a very sudden rate. The reason for the loss of sight is a mystery to the victim, yet for anyone else looking it is clear. This is caused by a whale appearing on the back of the victim and curling its tail so that the victim's eyes are gouged.
Person: Wow. This is a fight scene I wouldn't want to miss. (blacks out) Hey! what happened?
Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but you've gone blind. WITH WHALES!
Person: OH MY GOD!!
by Jacob Sedloff October 19, 2004
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White Whale

The Girl or Guy that you really like but never seem to be able to go out with or stay together with. "The one that got away".

the term derives from the novel "Moby Dick". in the novel Captain Ahab refers to Moby Dick (Who is a white whale) as "The one that got away".

The nice thing about a white whale is that it gives you hope that someday you will be reunited. and ride off happily together into the sunset!
Man, I really miss my friend Taylor, too bad we could never get together, I guess she is just my white whale
by 20alpine October 28, 2010
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whalebone

A bump of ketamine that is so big it looks like a whalebone. Whalebones are big and white and so is this huge mound of animal tranquilizer. This usually leads to falling into a k-hole depending on your tolerance.
Yo it took me forever to get into this club tonight, bust me out a fucking whalebone right now so I can fall into a hole
by the original mad hatter February 28, 2007
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