Skip to main content

Waffle

A term used to describe something that is excessively awesome.
Jack: Dude that football game was totally waffle.

Joe: Fo' sho...
by George Pooshoes May 9, 2009
mugGet the Waffle mug.

Waffle-stomp

When you're a semi-big boy and you take a poo poo in the shower and stomp it with your wet foot down the drain. This most commonly occurs in schools, but some retards even do it at home.
Disabled swim coach: Well what the kids are doing now is this thing called waffle-stomping, where they stick a turd on the shower drain and stomp it straight through... It drains straight to the pool... I've had to clean up 3 stomps this month.
Hall monitor Helen: Ay, no running you cock sucker.
by Markosos G. October 5, 2018
mugGet the Waffle-stomp mug.

Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle is disgusting vagina infection,caused by unsafe sex.
Symptom for infection is blue skin around vagina.Blue Waffle can cause pain in vagina and anus infection.
You should never google images of it.
BF: Do not ever google Blue Waffle.
GF:*googles Blue Waffle* Oh My F***ing shit!!!!!!
by Matyu Sniper November 7, 2017
mugGet the Blue Waffle mug.

Chicago waffle

when you shit in someones laptop and close the lid
I just gave a Chicago waffle to Casey
by ry5tygfgvbvvmhl February 8, 2018
mugGet the Chicago waffle mug.

Choke your waffle

A morning masturbation practice, usually before breakfast time. Also a dire warning regarding chewing techniques given at the Waffle House in Key Largo, FL.
You'll be late to work again if you take the time to choke your waffle before you head out.
by Zette October 24, 2010
mugGet the Choke your waffle mug.

wafflebate

Invented by Dominic Clyde Chiesa in 2007 on a late Saturday night whilst horny and craving waffles at the same time. It is to self stimulate ones genitalia through the use of waffles. Syrup has been known to be added to enhance the experience.
Oh man was that a crazy trip. I got all trashed and wafflebated in the moonlight with a herd of wild gazelles.
by Dominic Chiesa December 17, 2007
mugGet the wafflebate mug.

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.
"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"
by Jeranimo February 27, 2008
mugGet the chorttley-waffle-doilies mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email