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treasure valley 

A valley surrounded by glorious snow-capped mountains. It's in southwestern Idaho and is super hot in the summer and can be downright cold in the winter. There's no in-between. Cities that make it up are Boise, Meridian, Nampa, Caldwell and many other small rural towns. Ski resorts are nearby and great forests and rivers. Its volcanic soils make it great farming for alfalfa, corn, sugar beets, beets, beans, onions, mint, mustardseed, and yes, potatoes. And it has orchards and great wineries also! Over 600,000 people call this place home and some can't wait to get out but still love it. And teenagers are at Dutch Bros. all the time(it's pretty good). Overall, it's a beautiful metropolis with that small-town, friendly feel.
Person 1: This place is amazing.

Person 2: It's like I'm in the Treasure Valley again!
treasure valley by IdahoLoveHate September 5, 2013
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chehalem valley middle school 

Don't go to Chehalem Valley Middle School it's degenerate as shit.

oley valley middle school 

a school full of farmers, thots, fboys, and boys obsessed with trucks. If you go to Oley you’ll kiss before your 15.

Hidden valley hurricane 

The act of buying hidden valley ranch and pouring it on the penis and shaft and making sure to completely covered in the white gold we call ranch. Then your partner proceeds to make a swirling motion up your shaft with their mouth so it looks like the pictures you see of a hurricane on tv. The faster you do it the better it looks and feels. So make sure to give them that "sloppy toppy".
Jen came home and told Dustin she bought the family sized ranch dressing so she can give him the "hidden valley hurricane" all night long.
Hidden valley hurricane by Zayk47 December 1, 2018

Newark Valley 

The town of poop butts and vapes. If your in the high school bathroom with out the Juulers your one of a kind. Town of the population of 1500 and most people with severe autism because of incest related causes. And the best Football teams in the country HELL YEAH Ugly cheerleaders,and the most trailer parks in the Tri-State area
Ohh your from Newark Valley. Do you have a Juul I can hit or a autistic daughter I can slam
Newark Valley by Juul master 69 September 9, 2019

Death Valley 

After fucking your girl on her period, the penis is removed and placed between her Grand Tetons creating a murder scene between her tits.
Girl: hey babe, I’m on my period. Want to go to Death Valley?
Death Valley by Crodstick September 13, 2019

maquoketa valley high school

the school of thots and hoes. everyone including guys screw each other. they are continuously catching and spreading AIDS. the school is filled with wannabe thugs but they all fucking crackers. this is not a school for people who want to avoid drama. drama is the third most spread disease comming after Hoe-itis and Aids.
"Bro you going to the game at Maquoketa valley high school?"
"yah dawg!"