OLD TOSSER

Someone who can Skim Stones across the water - further than you ! (And who resembles all of the above !!)

Easdale Island World Stone Skimming Championship 2009/2010. OLD TOSSER

by JimB. March 6, 2011

toastered

When a performer on stage is propelled up onto the stage from underneath by a hydraulic platform. See at 37 seconds in the following movie trailer:
wwwdotmichaeljacksondotcom/us/michael-jackson039s-it-movie-trailer-video

With skill and balance, performers learned how to get toastered onto the stage.

by epi.tom.e August 20, 2011

go commit toaster bath

a dead meme that 4 year olds use and its pretty homosexual.

go commit toaster bath bitch

by killern838 October 29, 2018

Salad Tosser

When a homosexual gets extremely upset, they throw their salads at people (but usually miss)or at at the ground or wall. It also can be used to describe a someone that acts like a bitch and is most likely gay.

That guy freaked out and threw a salad over here, guess he must be a salad tosser.

That bitch is a salad tosser.

by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009

tosser

see Micheal Mark cunt chimp Lady Boy chav closet pussy

Micheal Mark is a tosser

by Screw you bitch November 15, 2004

toaster

a shiny object which keeps me mezmorized for hours on end...oo yes its toasts toast to...

1) (present form) wow that toaster is shiny
2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier
3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass

by pat May 15, 2003

flute tooter

One who sucks the cock of another.
One who toots the skin flute

Smoking my knott

by Kyle the Pimp April 5, 2003