Leet Time

13:37 on digital clocks. Worshipped by all geeks.
Also known as Leet O'Clock.

Holy shit, it's Leet Time!

by Skilleto March 14, 2010

Best videos of all time

After Taylor Swift received the award for Best Female Video and began her acceptance speech, Kanye West stormed the stage, taking the microphone from Swift to announce Beyonce's "Single Ladies" deserved the award.

Swift: “Thank you so much! I always dreamed about what it would be like to maybe win one of these some day, but I never actually thought it would have happened. I sing country music so thank you so much for giving me a chance to win a VMA award.”

West: “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!”

by Bubblezzzz September 16, 2009

Time Jew

Someone who is never on time to meet his friends, thus stealing (and hoarding) everyones time. A time jew is typically making excuses and justification for their tardiness, and always calling others prejudice against their type.

Every day I wait 15 minutes, beyond our meeting time, for Ajit to meet up with me for lunch. What a typical time jew, stealing all my free time!

by TC Jenkins March 26, 2010

Toke Time

The time in which you feel it is right to blaze, or 4:20.

Evan: Hey Ali, what time is it?

Alison: Toke time.

by halluci420nation February 29, 2008

Nakey Time

Enjoying ones self in the pleasure of complete and total nakedness when all occupants of the household are gone.

Hey bob what do you do when your wife is out? I shut the shutters, lock the door, strip down, and enjoy my Nakey Time.

by twitchyone February 4, 2010

tweeker time

When a tweeker says fifteen minutes but it really ends up being three hours.

Where is that fool at? He's on tweeker time bro, he'll be back at 2 am.

by thesensone June 15, 2011

Wasting Time

Currently you're wasting time while reading this. The fuck your doing here go outside, or just beat your dick off you bastard. Seriously, you are wasting your time(see what I did there) by reading this. Go get a girlfriend or boyfriend if you sway that way. Seriously now, shoo. I'm just kidding, keep reading this. Just kidding, get off Urban Dictionary and finally beat Dark Souls.

Quite wasting time reading this.

by AsianSanta October 11, 2019