Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.

Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!

by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024

hedge wizard

Conner Hyatt

Conner is a hedge wizard

by Hedge wizard 2.0 June 21, 2018

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

Evil Wizard

Evil Wizard is a character in Uncle Grandpa who is inherently (as the name suggests) evil.

Steve: Hey, did you see the new Evil Wizard segment on Uncle Grandpa last night?

by Gobo IV January 28, 2023

Wizard

-An alternative way of calling "Hacks" If the gameplay doesn't allow players to hackusate. This is used on the gameplay, Minecraft (Some of the servers).
- It has the same definition of Magic.

*Player Gets killed with hacks*
Player: OMG A Wizard!

by Rotten Ice Tea May 16, 2016

Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.

Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."

by Nex2950 September 4, 2021

Whizzer Wizard

Slang title for plumber.

Fuck the toilet’s broken again! Better call the Whizzer Wizard

by RudolfMagnusson April 7, 2022