glass table

when you cum on a girls face then wash it off with piss...looks like a streaky glass table!!!

she was upset when I unloaded on he face, so I finished it like a glass table!

by Krazzzy November 4, 2006

Tabler

A guy who forgets his tent when camping and sleeps on the picnic table.

Tyler is such a tabler.

by Jtobin06 May 29, 2017

get out of the table

An extremely useful phrase to use when someone says something of a certain idiotic nature. Use it to silence them. There does not have to be an actual table, the table is a metaphor if you will.

Douchebag: "I'll be there in t minus 1 second."
You: "Get the fuck out of the table."

by vivian February 10, 2004

Tabernacle and a half

Pronounced tabernack and a half. Expression used by English Canadians to express wonder. It can equally be used to express anger

Tabernacle and a half she has a good looking ass.
Tabernacle and a half you are one dumb fucker.

by DENIS LETOURNEAU July 14, 2008

Table Time

When your doing a chick from behind, and she has her elbows on the table in front of her, you say “Do you know what time it is?”. When she replies “No”, you say “Table Time” and slam her head onto the table.

Table Time is not recommended for people who want to keep an relationship. Just warning you

by Ezgamer July 21, 2008

Tabernacle

Tabernacle is a small town in the middle of nowhere, where the coolest, most achieved children are breed. Most of the kids have relatives who live a mile away from them, and we find it fun to quad and dirtbike. The highlight of Tabernacle kids weekends is having a beer by a bonfire in the "pit". These well breed children will filter into Seneca Highschool, which is a great highschool, full of drunks, and stoners. The sports teams used to be a joke, but are becoming legit. There might not seem like there is alot to do in this small town, but it sure is a hell of a good time living here. The state troopers never think it is as funny as we do, and Leos and Wallers & Nixons is where its at.

"Dude look at those kids partying it up over there!"

"Oh, they must be from Tabernacle! "

by tnacle repsss December 23, 2009

Tabernacle

Where Mormons come from.

by Anonymous February 19, 2003