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Mercury Sable

Basically the same thing as a ford taurus. The only parts that actually say mercury are the grille, trunk, and steering wheel. It supposedly has more luxury options than the taurus.

Like the taurus, and many other ford vehicles, they are a sad excuse for a vehicle. When equipped with the right engine, the cars will last almost 150,000 miles. They are known for blowing headgaskets on the 3.8 liter engine, and almost every single one on the road has had some sort of transmission problem.

For this reason, there is a immense number of them in the junkyard, making finding parts easier. Not that you would want to fix one in the first place
Hey, I got a Mercury Sable for sale, $300 or best offer.

Nah, too rich for my blood, all its good for is scrap metal.
by Cheap ass July 29, 2012
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stale male

The situation where a male cannot get his penis to be erect in a sexual context, causing him to be disappointed, which then leads to his penis becoming more flaccid.
Dude, so how was last night with Stacey?

Not good bro, it ended in a stale male.
by YoBoiTaeyo January 15, 2016
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Stanley

A great guy who is ambitious and has a disorder most of the time a great youtuber
Stanley I love today
Why

You ask

Well I have 101 subscribers on YouTube
by Stanley coton December 7, 2019
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slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.
Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.
by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009
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full frontal stanley

Wipe your own ass with your index finger and proceed to give your best friend a wiff.
Best Friend: Your finger smells like shit!
You: I just gave you a full frontal stanely
by Will via Marcus April 29, 2004
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STALE FISH

When you shake someones hand and they give you a limp handshake, kinda like holding a stale fish...
Dude i shook corkys hand and he gave me a stale fish...
by Pepper 420 November 4, 2006
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stale

not stoned or wasted, or under the unfluence of any drug or anything what so ever.
she was stale, but acted so stoned people believed her.
by jane carr and megan November 13, 2004
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