firing squad

A form of execution in which twelve soldiers line up to kill a death sentenceé by firing rifles at his heart. If the sentenceé is seated indoors, only seven soldiers will appear.

I want to get killed by firing squad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Crank Squad material

In order for someone, something, or an event to be considered crank squad

material, it needs be fucking awesome.

"Dude that shot was crank squad material"

by nt41 May 21, 2009

Squatteasing

Nasty dancing wherein the dancer squats, opens the legs, then stands up.

An exotic dancer is squatteasing around the pole to show the audience her wears.

by Ms. Opes July 26, 2008

squatfacing

Verb: To engage in facebook activities while actively using a toilet or lavatory.

I'm squatfacing on my laptop while droppin a deuce.

by RZM007 July 23, 2010

Squatijike

A made up animal with arms at the front, big lips and doesn't want to be alive. The female is a dark brown and the male is blue. When they breed the babies come out black and white. Squatijike's eat both meat and herbs and doesn't live in a specific area or climate.

Do you see that Squatijike over there?

by luIvuu May 28, 2021

shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.

Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."

by JesterPrim October 28, 2014

Dock Squatin

When an uncircumcised Male and a circumcised Male scissor like female lesbians.

Those guys are late because they were dock squatin.

by Talk back guy June 4, 2018