spread

Spread. Could be a verb/noun. To make a lot out of very little. For example, you spread your food for a whole week in one night with your boy. Example two, You eat a bar of cookies, and a bag of chips all to yourself one evening away from everyone else. Or, -You throw everything you got together in a single spread.

Condiments. Mayonnaise, soy sauce, salt and pepper, Ranch, Butter ranch, jalapeño peppers (bellpenos), cheese, minute rice.

''Do you want to spread, tonight?''
''Yes.''
''Spread?''
''Yea.''
''What'chu got for a spread?''
'pread
"Do you want to spread?" "No." "Aiight, I got you."

by Young Jazzy Yo October 13, 2023

Spread'em

The act of spreading another younger individuals buttocks, originally evolved from the line spoke by jay in the Inbetweeners episode the caravan club, later evolved around the northwest of England to mean a sexual act involving spreading the buttocks and licking the bumhole, after the recipient having not wiped there bum

Zach forced Mathew to spread'em back in 2021

by Johnfairhurst1971 October 29, 2023

sportegenic

Your very sporty or althletic

Sydney's looking pretty sportegenic.

by thou is a faggot December 16, 2023

Spiteloading

The act of illegally downloading something out of spite for the Intellectual Property holder.

Developer XYZ releases a game exlusively on a proprietary platform. Not wanting to use this platform, the user out of spite for the developers actions illegally downloads the game. Thus he commits spiteloading.

by Serass January 5, 2024

spitevite

Inviting someone to an event because you know it will enrage someone you dislike.

Apparently my homophobic cousin thinks that she was one of TWO people to attend my virtual wedding, so I added a bunch of spitevites to the in-person party so she can't act like being gay is a social stigma.

by vonLucifuge January 9, 2024

spiteblind

When you aren't certain, or don't care, whether someone's LED headlights are high beams or low, and you turn your high beams on as retribution for blinding you.

I don't care if those are low beams, if you come at me like a solar eclipse, I'm going to spiteblind you!

by Pretty Hate Machine AK January 18, 2024

Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner

Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.

by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024