the splat

slang term for a woman either coming onto, or currently being on her period.

Chris: Man, I was all up for fucking kirsty last night, but then she goes and tells me she's on the splat


Jake: dude, i'm eating.

by drivingat30_sue January 13, 2009

whirly splat

An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.

Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident

Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.

Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!

That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush

by ebuygum April 24, 2009

Dick Splash

a gang sign shaped like the male genitalia used to accentuate property, similar to a dog pissing on a fire hydrant.

Why did you dick splash my maths book?

by The White Splasher February 22, 2018

splashed

Throwing acid at the person you dont like (opp)

Splashed an opp is when you get splashed with acid

by ndichcushd February 14, 2018

back splash

the act of ejaculating on a woman's back

after i did her from behind i pulled it out and gave her a back splash

by JAB/EJB July 6, 2006

Splish Splash

The dirtiest water park in the tri-state area!! People who don't know how to swim come to the park thinking they can swim and by the end of the day lose their slippas and grills.

Me and my friends were bored and sweating so we went to Splish Splash for the day!

by Rick87Ross December 7, 2009

Splarp

Liquid Awesomeness melting at 600 degrees celcius.

Funkyfred - Splarp
Kaain - Splarp
Johhnygat - R U RDY 4 SUM SPLARP!
Random hater - Reported.

by Johnnygat January 10, 2012