Spoon Handle

The name of the shaft of a pornstar's penis in a kitchen scene.

La-a(Ladasha) spilled egg all over Senor Nick's spoon handle.

by Gary Coleman's Forearm April 18, 2010

Spoon

A dumbass or asshole. Basically someone who acts really dumb or doesn't think before they do shit.

"That girl is such a spoon, what's wrong with her?"

by Elmoisdope11 March 6, 2017

Shoon

Soon as spoken like Sean Connery.

Shoon I will go over there and shit on that chair.

by wtf_richard April 20, 2018

Spoon

Something to say when somebody looks hot.

Her: How do I look?
You: Girl you a spoon
Or
*Scrolling through Instagram*
*sees post of friend lookin cute*
*You comment 'spoon'*

by kingdomking June 14, 2018

Schoon

A very flat spoon found on the floor outside SB1 after psychology.

P.s. we ❤️ Ian

We found a schoon and we are going to hang it on the wall surrounded by other schoon definitions.

by Shoefetish101 February 4, 2020

Shpoone

When you drop your spoon into soup, mashed potatoes, cereal, ice cream, etc

Oh No! I shpooned my spoon into my ice cream!

by anonymous February 13, 2021

Cameron Spooner

a hot girl that is always always DTF and extremely attractive, hot, pretty, etc.

Dude! she's almost as hot as Cameron Spooner!

by bobbyy_ March 2, 2011