sermonate

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009

Serial Carder

A serial carder is known to prey on virgins who are typically 'late' to lose their virginity. These girls are most often fresh out of high school and tend to be the last of their friends to be v-carded. The serial carder swoops in and tells these young girls anything and everything they want to hear in hopes of nailing a virgin. After swiping her v-card, the serial carder milks the situation to his advantage until the young girl is no longer young, at which point, he moves on to the next virgin.

Connie: OMG I finally had sex with Jarret! He told me he loves me! I think he might be the one!

Susie: Connie, your boyfriend is a serial carder. Not only is he going to dump you, but he already told me he wants to pop my cherry on prom night...

by SNICKAPIE January 24, 2010

Serial side bitch

A woman who will only date men that are in a relationship or married.

She jumps from married man to married man; therefore she's a Serial side bitch

by Muva January 4, 2016

Serial Engager

A woman who accepts engagement proposals to gain jewelry, money, and other gifts. It doesn't matter how the man looks.

See that elderly elf looking guy with Suzanne? She just took an engagement ring. I didn't even hear her utter Yes. She opitomizes a serial engager. That is 3 guys this week she pulled this on.

by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016

Serenity Angel

The most beautiful Girl in the whole wide world

Axel- I cant belive that girl is ignoring me
Dogs- Thats coz she is A serenity Angel and that means she is MINE

by Dogs Bolax August 31, 2016

Server Rewrite

When AE promise to have the server rewritten 4 years ago, but it is at 99.9999999% for the last 2 years.

Player 1: Hey, when's the server rewrite going to come out?

Player 2: I wish I can say that it is real.

by Eatkins June 3, 2017

serving pies

A pie is a kilogram of cocaine.

'Where your ass was at, dog, when I was serving pies?' -Future, Where Ya At (2015)

by Yung Dagger Duck June 19, 2017