Weiner Salad

When you sit down at a restarant to enjoy a nice meal, and when your salad comes to the table you take a bite and notice a huge weiner in your food.

I was sitting at the olive garden and they served me a complete weiner salad!

by Lefty9878 September 25, 2005

ham salad

Tyler novaceks vagina

derek eats ham salad everyday

by brendon w February 4, 2009

Blue Salad

noun.
1. When a man jizzes on his hand and smears all over a woman's face before licking it all of amd spitting it into her vagina.

Brad: Hey I really like that chick, but she did something weird last night
Mark: What? She said you weren't ugly? Haha!
Brad: Fuck you dude. No. We were hanging out and she told me to give her a blue salad.
Mark. Fuck dude. You gotta keep her. She a freak.

by blue salad January 27, 2019

toss the salad

to mix vegetables into a dish with letuce

momma is tossing the salad for our b-b-q

by ashley May 4, 2003

tossed salad

to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad

timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad

by OMGigotmysaladtossedOMG May 2, 2006

Side Salad

Tossing the salad of a midget.

Dude, you totally tossed that midget's salad! Aw yeah, a side salad...

by neworleansshaun May 3, 2010

salad nazi

When someone puts shit on yo salad that you don't want. It makes you wanna slap a hoe.

Howie Miller put cabbage and cucumbers on my salad. He is da Salad NazIIII.

by mpiontick May 12, 2009