Wounded rabbit

Playing wounded rabbit is the act/art of faking someone out to manipulate or take advantage. (acting like a wounded rabbit that would be an easy target to an animal of prey)

I played wounded rabbit last night with my boosted race car by pretending it wasn't running right and when the fool came in for the kill I dropped the hammer and smoked him.

by Jwrules July 24, 2016

titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

Killer Rabbit

A creature that presents itself as being totally harmless and cuddly, but will beat you to death with your own skull if you get too close. Named for the creature of the same name in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where it decapitates Sir Bohrs and two other knights before the crew books it.

I saw a cute little squirrel on the way to school. I wound up losing my testicles to it.
Damn, like that killer rabbit.

by Intelligence001 January 7, 2020

SKINNY RABBIT

a skinny guy nicknamed rabbit who's weiner is amazingly skinny, like a bicycle kickstand, but even skinnier.

Its amazing how he pulled such a hot girl, skinny rabbit, tricks are for kids.

by Peteygthing July 16, 2020

toast rabbit

if you name a rabbit toast in minecraft, its skin will change.

i'm gonna make a toast rabbit

by meowykitty March 23, 2021

The Bank Robber

When you are having sex with a chick, you get one of your friends to come in the room without her knowledge, and you switch places with him, without her knowing. You then leave the room and do something to attract her attention, such as going outside her window or going back into the room.

So I was doing this chick and me and my friend pulled off the bank robber and she was pissed

by littlebigdick February 6, 2009

Reformed orthodox rabbi

Bill Clinton.

Hey Martin, you know real quick I want to thank everybody and say that, I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton.

by LeonardoAlexanderCaripeBrito December 10, 2022