A small forgotten town in Bergen County that has that small town fell while still being a wealthy neighbored. Their School system is great and their might be a occasional "problem" but it is still a pretty safe town. Manly Italian, Irish, and a few Asians but that is it.
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A river that flows though all the incest, disease ridden towns in Upstate New York. All the fecal matter and trash you can think of always ends up in there. The fish are heavily mutated and the any boat that enters will never be seen again, probably because the people that drive the boats are so far gone on meth that they don’t even know how to drive a boat! Let alone a car.
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Get the swimming the red river. mug.In toms River, well, lets face it...people are pretty much bored to tears. We can get to Great Adventure in abouot a half hour, and the beach/ Seaside in about 10 minutes, but these things pretty much close down during the winter. So, we're left with Applebees, Cool Beans, and Wawa to occupy our time. There are 12 elementary school, 3 intermediate schools, and 3 high schools, but the funding we receive for our education is really that of a 3-school district. HS North is where all of the rich kids go, so they get the Ritacco/ Poland Springs Center (originally named after our not-yet-deceased school board supervisor), which attracts lots of famous celebrities...like Bill Cosby. HS East and Souths' ceilings, on the other hand, are practically falling in. The nicknames of these three high schools are Heroin High (North), Suicide Central (South), and Pregnancy Point (East). Surprisingly enough, this is a failing school system. To all of the towns 90,000 residents, I want to let you know, you are wasting your childrens' opportunities. Congratulations. Toms River is also host to a few famous things. Our tap water causes cancer, our little league team won the World Series back in God knows when, and people tend to get murdered semi-frequently. A jewel amongst American suburbs, Toms River will shine on.
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