Relationship

Talking- Crushing so hard that you stalked all social media accounts and know where their family went on vacation in 2011. Asks prime group chat to rate them. Sends text 15-30 minutes later even if you see it the second they text you. Plays hard to get even though you're easy AF.

Dating- *commonly misinterpreted* Going out out consistently (over 2-3 dates) and letting them bone you. Allowed to have side hoes. Doesn't fart in front of each other.

Together- Decision making time. Get rid of the side hoes, be nice to your main hoe. Do you want to get more serious or do you want to run as fast as you can? Definitely farts in front of each other.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend- Tied TF down. Buy a leash. Could see yourself putting a baby in her. Instagram profile is 5+ photos with her, Photo Vault is 500+.

Talking (Relationship Step 1)- BOY: "I went to Mexico with my family a couple years ago." GIRL: "Oh yeah, Cabo right?" BOY: "Wait what.." GIRL: "Wait where?"

Dating (Relationship Step 2)- BOY: "I just went to Applebee's and a movie with Jane, but Krystal keeps hitting me up." FRIEND: "Just go over there bro" BOY: "You right"

Together (Relationship Step 3)- *GIRL is flirting with another boy at bar* BOY: "What the F%$* Jane, stop hoeing around." GIRL: "I didn't think you cared. You never tell me how you feel." BOY: "No you're my hoe, let's go home" GIRL: "Okay, let's go home"

Boyfriend/Girlfriend (Relationship Step 4)- GIRL: *Sees that BOY liked some Instagram model's picture* "Why'd you like that girl's photo?" BOY: It's a model Jane, it's not like I actually know her. You're prettier than her anyways." GIRL: "If I was, why TF would you like it then? What am I doing wrong? I literally let you stick it in my butt last night, and you're gonna do that?" BOY: "You're right, I'm wrong. I'll just delete my Instagram" GIRL: "Okay baby :) What're you doing later?"

by Brad+Chad October 29, 2018

Relationship

Wait....are you asking me to define the relationship

Guy:*talks to girl for only three years*
Girl: what are we?

Guy: woah there buckaroo

Girl: I’m only asking to define out relationship

Guy: ReLaTiOnShiP

by Dani_dank_DaVito April 12, 2019

relationship obstacles

getting over any problems , such as past girlfriends , age difference , for a couple to be able to get over

relationship obstacles , could be a major {pain} in the {ass} for 2 peeps who are really into each other cause they both know a lot of the same peeps .

by Dreamyjoe May 24, 2017

Loose Relationship

A relationship in which the love has faded and no longer feel anything for the other partner.

Our relationship has become too loose .Let's end our loose relationship.

by Yong JunHyung June 4, 2018

Symbiotic Relationship

You’re in between actually dating and I mean “we’re just talking”

He can do whatever , it’s just like a Symbiotic relationship, but he better not fuck up “

by She Smart July 27, 2019

Online relationship

Texting learning about each other spending months giving this person your time you still not 100℅ if it's a girl or boy but learned to just love the person behind there any way.

Online relationship are So difficult

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 25, 2020

10 point relationship scale

1:holding hands
2:hugging
3:holding hands
4:kiss on cheek
5:kiss on lips
6:making out
7:touching eachothers body parts (boobs, butt, penis, etc.)
8:7 but with clothes off
9:oral sex
10:sexual intercourse

Guy 1: Hey how far did you and your girlfriend get in the 10 point relationship scale?

Guy 2: On the 10 point relationship scale we got to 5! :D

by gratata69 February 20, 2017