Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

ranca

ram a nigger cock in my ass

Obama RANCA me while he was in office .

Jim RANCA my wife the other night.

by RANCAlover1 May 19, 2018

ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.

Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?

by Nickypaz May 26, 2018

rachael

gives good head game

man that girl i was with last night was totally a rachael !

by baddest bitch in town June 5, 2018

Ranch

1; Not a moisturizer

2; A dressing and dipping sauce beloved by many, including celebrities such as Shane Dawson and Chris Pratt.

3; A girl from the country and/or in the country, typically an attractive one.

1; "She told me to use ranch on my skin, but ranch is not a moisturizer."
2; "I'm going to the store to buy some ranch for the salad and wings, want anything else?"
3; "Did you see Joanne? She is a ranch."

by Satan's Daughter <3 June 10, 2018

rakchazak

This awesome guy named Josh who lives in Delaware and writes music and comes up with totally rad ideas and stuff plus he’s like super awesome and stuff.

Oh and
(It’s also Hebrew for be strong and of good courage)

Hey RakChazak what’s crackalackin?

by RakChazak June 16, 2018

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“No! I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018