Hot Potato Throwback

When having sex, one person shits in their hand and slaps the other person in the face.

He pulled a hot potato throwback last night, so I left him.

Hot Potato Throwback by RuffLikeYourMotherLikesIt August 1, 2011

potatoed 

One being, at any one time, completely and utterly stoned out of their box. Comes before the stage of "Mashed".

"I'm fucking potatoed..."

potatoed by Hannah R June 1, 2005

California Potato Chip 

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

California Potato Chip by stahlout September 15, 2006

IM A POTATO 

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IN A LITTLE POTATO WORLD(:

Joey: IM A POTATO!

Hannah: No, IM A BOSS POTATO AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD! GO POTATOS!!!!!!!

IM A POTATO by IM A POTATOOOOO March 28, 2019

Hollywood Potato Chip 

A slang term for dried semen on an article of clothing or other fabric which, when peeled off, resembles a potato chip.

No matter how much Janet said she loved me and would do anything for me, she simply would not eat my Hollywood Potato Chip.

Hollywood Potato Chip by Aysee September 16, 2006

Potatoboy 

When there is a fat dumb ass who don't know shit you got a potatoboy.

Me: Yo Potatoboy.
Potatoboy: Yeah
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumb shit.
Potatoboy: *tells stupid joke**
Me: Fucking Potatoboy

Potatoboy by P0tatob0y November 11, 2018

fuzzy potato 

Something that is so incredibly awesome that it is like a sentient potato covered in fuzz.

"Oh my god, that drama class was totally the fuzzy potato!"

fuzzy potato by Aingeal December 11, 2008