Removed from the Gene Pool 

Generally used to poke fun at people who did completely idiotic things leading to their deaths

Thank god that grandma who brought a whole shopping cart onto the escalator was removed from the Gene Pool.

Removed from the Gene Pool by whoa220 November 15, 2022

a swimming pool band-aid 

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

a swimming pool band-aid by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

swimming in a pool of his own piss 

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

swimming in a pool of his own piss by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

Pissing in the pool 

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

Pissing in the pool by transm.ascot May 5, 2023

8 Ball Pool 

a game on web, ios, and android featuring pool that somehow makes me wwant to gauge my eyes out

Person 1 "why is that person screaming in agony at his phone"
Person 2 "oh hes just playing 8 ball pool"

8 Ball Pool by asdfghjklololololol.ololp September 30, 2023

SLICING THE POOL 

Slice is a Slang ORIGINATED IN MEMPHIS with different techniques to slice the water in half in the pool with diving techniques. This slang and lingo was ORIGINATED IN MEMPHIS TENNESSEE.

I'm about to go slice the pool!

Dang he just sliced that pool.

Slicing the pool is a memphis term and slang to slice the water of the pool in half with certain diving techniques.

SLICING THE POOL by MEMPHIS TALK December 21, 2023

not my pool not my camels 

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers

“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels”

not my pool not my camels by Huebert remington April 21, 2024