Rule Number Two

Fundamental rule of dating females, no fat chicks

1: two rules of dating my friend, rule number one is there are no rules
2: what about rule number two?
1: no fat chicks

Don't date Hayley, she's a rule number two

by tdpass6000 January 3, 2017

numbers

A whole variety of slang phrases which urbandictionary.com does not have a separate section for.

Try scrolling looking through phrases that begin with numbers to find anything meaningful, it'll take a while.

by Tim M. December 28, 2005

number

A count of individuals that is not difinitively defined.

the number of people dying is increasing.

by Tropane May 24, 2006

sleep number

number of people someone has slept with

You just made my sleep number four

by Sapphire Reign December 30, 2008

Number Five

When a woman's inner labia protrudes further out than her outer labia and/or vulva, resembling a number five on the Arby's menu.

Damn, did you see that stripper's snatch? I wonder if she's serving fries with that number five.

by CatPoopSix January 3, 2011

number fifteen

The act of fornicating in a coffee shop when exactly Two US Marine Corps veterans are present and a nun is there to bless the ceremony. Whipped cream optional.

Me and my girl totally did a number fifteen at Starbucks today. Yolo.

by Pseudonammeelolz September 13, 2013

Numerical Flange

the difference between numbers, distinctively between chronological numbers and numbers that are close based on the individual numbers.

Numerical Flange is for example; 360 is chronologically one number away from 361, however 360 is also one number away from 260.

by jared robinson February 26, 2008