ass muncher

An individual that bites ones butt-cheeks. Usually resulting in a case of swollen colon, staff infection, or a bite mark. Usually the butt-cheek is firm and very smooth allowing the ass muncher(s) to get the most accurate nibble or sometimes bite. people who get assmunched...usually go into a state of horniness where they start to develop long boners and occasional discharges of the vaginal canal.

Lindsay is the dumbest ass muncher. She bit Mr.Decker's wrong buttcheek. This turned Mr.Decker off which resulted in him whacking her in the face with his ballsack(s).

by rimjobstar December 4, 2007

covid vaccine munchies

Food cravings experienced after receiving a Covid-19 vaccine.

See also: cvm

"Man, I could murder a couple of buckets of chicken wings... And a large kebab... And a side of ribs... And a bath-tub filled with pasta... And the neighbours' goat would be great in a curry..."
"I thought you were vegetarian."
"I am!!"
"Sounds like Covid vaccine munchies. Eat a dry biscuit and have a lie-down."

by HeavyDrama May 28, 2021

muncher

a muncher is someone who eats too much food, sometimes they eat so much food such as beans, that they grow so massive theyre tiddlywinks explode with anger.

example 1: holy crap he ate 16 whole pizzas, hes gunna have a huge poop, hes a muncher alright

by george herdy February 22, 2008

Munching

"munching" formally known as "mingling" is when girls act sexy in front of you to get attention. Their motive is to make others feel jealous and to get you to spend more money on them. It's typically seen at bars and is annoying as fuck. These girls offer nothing to society and will only have sex with you once they have you under their fucking finger. Stay away from girls who are munching.

"Hey todd did you ever get that girls number last night?"
"No she was fucking munching so I punched her in the camel toe"

by 24Jumpstreet22 December 19, 2014

queef nugget muncher

someone who munches queef nuggets, or munches out chicks who don't shower.

Oh aaron's such a queef nugget muncher, he's got queef nuggets stuck in his teeth

by FrEaK FrOm near whangas May 12, 2006

Carpet Munching Baby

A baby born into a lesbian family, will be a carpet munching baby

Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby

by Aleishajade January 12, 2009

munching monkey

(v. gerund) A euphemism for eating pussy.

Belinda and Stephanie got together for a 69 and ended up munching monkey all night long.

by Rob Porter December 24, 2007