playing cricket down a mine 

to be out of ones depth in any situation.

as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.

playing cricket down a mine by listypoos September 30, 2004

Miley Cyrus 

A very talented singer/actress who got her fame from her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus. Her real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus (who later got her name legally changed to Miley Ray Cyrus in 2008) and is the main character in a very popular Disney Channel show called Hannah Montana. Miley Cyrus has released three Hannah Montana albums and two albums (Meet Miley Cyrus and Breakout) as herself, Miley Cyrus. She has many fans that are mostly female and any age, but has many haters because of a few mistakes she has made in her life, rumors, and foreshadowing from her mistakes. Even though most people might label her as a slut, I label her as a very talented young lady who will make it big in music and acting.

Girl #1: Did you see Miley Cyrus at the MTV Movie Awards?
Girl #2: Yeah! She was great! I'm so glad she won an award!
Girl #1: Yeah totally. She's got talent no matter what anyone says!

Miley Cyrus by xX.Twilight.Is.<3.Xx June 6, 2009

mine 

when something is yours, or a pit or a colliery for mining coal n gold n iron n stuff out the ground, they call miners or anyone from a mining village "the pitmen",

jimmy: aye up ol pal, that mine, keep yer'ands off it!!
john the theif: it warr me

jimmy: I wish they'd reopen the mines, then everybody would have a job
johnny: arr I know, lorrove unemployment since they shut em!!

mine by paul hinton December 28, 2005

mikey 

a passive, chill, but lazy boy. he's kind of like a sloth, but he's funny sometimes.

"Yo, I think Mikey is gonna come through."

"The sloth? Eh, alright."

mikey by swagmeisterjones October 18, 2012

oh mine 

A broken English (Engrish) exclamation, normally spoken when the user is sexually charged for young boys; the exclamation of a pedophile

Ronny: "So I was banging her so hard when I just seized up. I monetted when I wanted to spunk all over her."

Bob: "lol. Oh mine, Ronny. We should totally get that spunk out of you."

oh mine by JurassicGriffin April 19, 2010

Miley Cyrus 

The currently 'reigning' queen of Disney. Richer and more successful than most people will ever be.

Also goes by her "second" identity, Hannah Montana.

Hated by many pathetic losers who like following "fads" when it comes to hating certain celebrities. Even though they don't realize that hating someone you don't know is ridiculously pathetic.

Good actress with a decent voice. Does not deserve all the negative attention.

Took "scandolous" photos that were mainly not supposed to be released to the public. I'm sure a lot of us did similar (or worse) things like that when we were 14/15.

Not ugly, at all, and has wonderful hair.

Dated Nick Jonas but is now over him, which most people fail to see.

Never has to work a single day in her life again with close to $2bil in the bank.

Person 1: "Miley Cyrus is really sucessful and pretty!"

Ignorant person 1: "Ew Miley Cyrus is an ugly, whore! I don't know why she's famous."

Person 1: Like you're any better.

Miley Cyrus by Luigi > Mario September 30, 2008

Douche Bag Mikey 

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Douche Bag Mikey by Uh... June 26, 2003