minecraft

minecraft is god he who worships minecraft is great and has power like no other minecraft give rewards like no other to worshipers

minecraft is god. i am of the religion minecraft

by caden person December 13, 2020

Minecraft Enchanting Table

The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.

Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table

by Not_ezekieltem October 11, 2023

Minecraft

A highly advanced computer simulation program, developed in Germany, in 1938, built with the purpose of helping plan military operations Weiss, Gelb and Barbarossa, as well as to aid the Einsatzgruppen in the systematic slaughter of Jews in occupied areas in the wake of Nazi forces.

"Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft"

by NevadaNiggaWhoJusCrashedHisUFO May 29, 2018

Minecraft

A game where you get killed by fuckin creepers

Guy 1: fuck i got killed by a creeper MINECRAFt

by Cheesygod November 4, 2022

minecraft

fun game with pixels, can be played on almost anything,
one alternative is Minetest.

Want to play Minecraft with me?

by TbhTyson August 7, 2023

Minecraft

Pewdiepie rip joergon if Sven dies the series is over

Pewdiepie is the biggest Minecraft YouTuber ever and joergon died and if sven dies the series is over

by Joergon July 12, 2019

minecraft has bad graphics

Literally the dumbest fucking thing any human could ever say

Guy 1: minecraft has bad graphics
Guy 2: there supposed to fucking be like that you waste of cum

by Havemyburger November 11, 2021