Math

The subject used in highschools to prevent worthless morons who don't deserve to live from feeling like they are smart.
A task that can only not be completed by people without a fully functioning brain.
The subject in school that will actually get you a high paying job.

Since I didn't drop math I'll actually go to a good university

by Angela February 2, 2004

mathculine

Description of a nerd (usually male) who is attractive to the opposite sex for his highly intellectual professional successes.

guy 1: I know that she's a physics professor, but she's really cute! Why is she dating THAT guy??
guy B: Dude, he made a bunch of royalties off of that new calculus book that he helped write.
guy 1: Oh. Yeah, I guess he is pretty mathculine.

by bonedawg109 April 29, 2011

Math Class

A great way to waste time. We will never need to know how many apples we can grow in 6 weeks.

Guy1: yo I got math class next
Guy2: What a waste of time

by True Sh** December 8, 2015

math

Math means Mental Abuse To Humans.

Math is mental abuse to humans. Didn't I already mention this?!

by StarcookiePusheen January 9, 2017

Math Homework

A side chick that you bang whenever there is a party that you do not want to go to.

“Hey man you going to Jason’s party tonight?”
“Nah sorry man, I gotta do math homework.”

by TheShieldGuy January 29, 2019

mateja

the is ok

mateja

by walid lover xxx May 14, 2021

Jakob Math

The unkown act of incorrectly adding numbers or rules, to your advantage.

Usually related to Role PLaying Games.

Bob finds three rules for his RPG, all of which add +2 to a skill for his Character. Bob is very happy with his new found power.
However, he failed to read that more than one of these rules cannot be given to a singal character.

4+4=16

by Bob Smith February 13, 2004