macintosh

1. An expensive chunk of shiny metal and plastic.
2. An expensive paperweight

You paid $3000 for a Macintosh? I built a PC for $800 that can kick its ass and it STILL looks better.

by mikm July 28, 2008

macintosh

Most
Applications
Crash,
If
Not,
Operating
System
Hangs

I got my mom a macintosh.

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

e-machine

a crappy computer company based in Korea that makes inexpensive BUT crappy PC that dies within two weeks of LIGHT usage.

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

V-machine

slang for vibrater; used by girls to have orgasms

The only two ways girls have orgasms are through sex or a V-machine.

by Miguel Angel July 11, 2005

Macintosh

Starting in 1984 with Apple's Macintosh 128k, the Macintosh computers from Apple are very successful. Many things were changed, however; the CPU was from Motorola's 680xx to IBM's PowerPC to the now current Intel. The Macintoshes use a proprietary OS called Mac OS, which cannot be installed onto a regular computer due to Apple restricting it.

Macintosh computers, in my opinion, are well made.

by tyirujty January 5, 2010

bean machine

A mobile burrito stand

Everyday at the construction site, mexicans get lunch from the bean machine.

by Flinn September 27, 2005

cube macking

The act of repeatedly stopping by a co-worker's cubicle trying to ask them out on a date by feeding them a lame come-on line. It usually involves the person doing the macking actually leaning on the outside of the mack-ee's cubicle unit so as to make for a more intimate setting, while keeping respect to "boundaries," to ask a non-work-related question rather than coming around to the inside of the person's cubicle to discuss a legitimate, work-related topic.

Alfonso keeps cube macking on Sally to see if she'll go on a date with him; even though he's cube macked on every single woman in the office and they've all said no.

by Coliecole December 15, 2008