Dirty Jessica

When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.

"So how did it go last night?"
"Oh, she pulled a dirty Jessica on me!"

by Pickels September 25, 2006

Jessica

Skank

person 1- Did you see that girl last night flirting with my boyfriend?

person 2- Yes, shes such a Jessica.

person 3- I saw that too, thats probs her name.

by lovinlifehaterscanhate December 1, 2010

Jessica

The sluttiest pisswhore on the planet.

Likes the taste of her own ass while she's sucking it from her master's dick.

Enjoys having her rectum filled with piss and being forced to hold on to it, or receive a severe caning.

Fantasizes about being used by a large room full of men, taking their cocks down her throat while her master brands her ass and thighs.

Choke me on your cock, sir! - Jessica

by bananapyramid February 21, 2011

jessica dahling

an ugly troll whore in the GD

Jessica Dahling is so fucking annoying...

by Jessica Dahling October 16, 2008

Jessica Simpson

A fun loving southern girl who is gorgeous and loves to laugh. Jessica Simpsons are loved by many, except for the ones who are jealous of them. May not be the smartest ones on the planet, but they don't care what other people think of them, because inside, they know who they are and what kind of person they are.

She is SUCH a jessica simpson.

by phoebeeee January 30, 2007

jessi

a name. for male or female

'Meet my new baby girl Jessi'

'Meet my new baby boy Jessi'

by Jessi-Jo April 16, 2008

jessica simpson

Jessica Simpson...ROCKS i luv her...and has the best voice out of all the so called pop stars(cough cough hilary duff) out there...her and Christina A.!!!! rock on chickie!!! we luv ya!!!

Tamara(me) he momma and daddy guess whats comin on tonight!?!?!? NEWLYWEDS!!!
Mom: oh no..ur not wacthin that downstairs u have to go to your room 4 that...that dizy girl
Dad: o0o0 (in a very mean way) o jessica..jessica
Me: its funneh i luv that show!!!

by Tamara January 26, 2005