Irish plague

Irish plague: alcoholism

My granny died of the Irish plague.

by author September 28, 2006

irish kiss

when a man gives his wife/ girlfriend a black eye

the drunk gave his wife an irish kiss

by eric wiessmeyer January 9, 2008

Irishize

The process of renaming or altering something to appear more Irish to artificially create appeal. Most commonly performed by Yanks.

Rufus Terrill Irishized his Atlanta bar by renaming it "O'Terrill's" and giving it an Irish theme.

by Colonel Creedon April 28, 2008

irish catholic fetish

when you orgasm ten times harder because a girltold you to get her pregnant

'cum in me'
"no you'll get pregnant"
'my parents will take care of it'
"holy canoli i came so much because i have that irish catholic fetish"

by thommyw October 29, 2020

irish up

-verb: to irish up {ahy-rish uhp}

1: to put whiskey into.

2: to combine with whiskey.

3: to infuse with alcohol.

Hostess: "Can I irish up that coffee for you, dear?"
Guest: "No thanks. I have to drive home tonight."

Guy 1: "Dude, I was trying to get with Cathy last night! She's so hot, but she's such a frigid bitch!"
Guy2: "You just have to irish her up first. Then, she'll be like butter in your hand, if you know what I mean."

Son: "Why is Dad crying over that picture of Grandma?"
Mother: "He's all irished up. You know how he gets."

by Biff Atlas December 14, 2010

irish pennant

Nautical term: a stray or unnecessary piece of line, fabric, or anything else of an untidy appearance.

"You have an irish pennant on your pocket, shipmate"

by aquafish August 16, 2004

Irish divorce

A wife bears six or so children- husband then deserts them.

My cousin Eileen and her brood were surprised to learn they had become the unfortunate subjects of an Irish divorce.

by Emmett Everett McWhorter August 4, 2006