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hockeycock

(v.) To hit a ball (poorly) in golf and have it work out. Usually a "thinned" shot with an iron.

(n.) A reference to both hockey (using golf iron as a hockey stick) and cocky shot (like a stinger), that someone may perform for fun because they're winning the match by a wide margin.
(V.) I didn't mean to hockeycock that shot, but it did end up going 160 yards

(N.) Oh so we're playing hockeycock now?
by aposii November 1, 2023
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hockey boys

Specifically for Canadians, hockey boys are teenage boys who indulge in the sport hockey, wear backwards hats, khakis, dirty ass converse or Birkenstocks and team jackets. Usually unbelievably hot with nasty hair. Will have snap scores over 1 million and have hundreds of girls but swear you’re the only one they are talking to.
Ella: oh Connor snapped me!

Every girl in her class - he snapped me too!

Every girl in the class - I thought I was the only one… typical hockey boys
by h28 January 23, 2024
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Hockel

Hockel (noun): A mischievous internet creature that thrives on spreading contagious memes, turning your online feed into a playground of viral hilarity. This creature also loves to stick hard boiled eggs up their butt.
Did you see that meme Hockel posted? Do you really think his grandma sits on his face or was it just for the meme?
by W-i-n-k January 31, 2024
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Hockey Jambo

The craziest crane driver hockey obsessed mad man you have ever met. Often found hanging out in the forties field for 3 weeks at a time. The rest of the time he is usually hanging around ice rinks looking for that hockey fix.
Here comes Hockey Jambo again, look away quick, he might not see us!
by LaFlameCreg February 10, 2024
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Hockey Crowbar

A hockey crowbar is the Canadian term for what is commonly called a "Hockey Stick" elsewhere in the world.
Every hockey player should have a hockey crowbar for the game.
by January's_cold December 11, 2023
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Hocked His Sticks

When you obtained a UCC loan on the household goods in your dwelling to use the cash as down payment on a vehilce purchase. In reference to a caveman taking out a loan and his one possession - his stick.
"Ole George went to the Sol's Quickee Loans and "hocked his sticks" to come up with enough of a down payment for his new truck."
by 00NKB July 5, 2024
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hockey goggle

When you go ice skating with someone, take a hockey stick and sweep their legs out. You drop your drawers and T-bag them so your nutz shield their eyes from the lights.
YO YO LOOK AT THAT KID GETTING HOCKEY GOGGLED!!!!!
by NASTY69696969 March 5, 2024
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