The tenant downstairs told my mother that I was cat calling women on the street by yelling "hey hubba bubba"
My mother told my doctor and the doctor upped my dosage.
There's a dog down the street named Bubba and all I did was yell "Hey Bubba" as the dog walked with its owner.
I've pet the dog off and on for 16 years.
old dog!
Conclusion: cat call a woman hey hubba bubba like you cat call a dog named Bubba - get the same results.
My mother told my doctor and the doctor upped my dosage.
There's a dog down the street named Bubba and all I did was yell "Hey Bubba" as the dog walked with its owner.
I've pet the dog off and on for 16 years.
old dog!
Conclusion: cat call a woman hey hubba bubba like you cat call a dog named Bubba - get the same results.
by zenzygotix January 16, 2017
Get the hey hubba bubbamug. If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?
Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
Get the Hey, Senator Ted Cruzmug. This happens when you see someone that you want to say so much more than "hey" to, but you can't for many unfortunate reasons. There's a bit of a pause or hesitation before simply saying "hey." You really want to declare that you are sweet on this person but it's not a good idea.
Juliette enters the room and she sees Romeo. Both look into one another's eyes. Juliette has feelings for Romeo, but he is with Desdemona. Juliette, feeling the mutterflies, gives Romeo a hesitation hey and then sips on her latte in shame.
by von groovy August 13, 2024
Get the hesitation heymug. A brainrot meme based on the side-character "Dracula" from the movie Hotel Transylvania. An AI voice of him is used to replace the word "Dudeman" with goonman, followed by frank asking if he can goon with drac.
Person 1: Hey dudeman, I'm a goonman.
Person 2: Uh... Drac? Can I go on with you too?
Person 3: SYBAU!
Person 2: Uh... Drac? Can I go on with you too?
Person 3: SYBAU!
by Skibididoiled October 13, 2025
Get the Hey Dudeman, I'm a Goonman.mug. By this point, a trademark line for Lego City ads, every single one says it, not just the Lego City Rescue Helicopter ad. Also, the person that says "hey" is always a male, because Lego doesn't like variety
by Power476 December 23, 2020
Get the heymug. 
An annoying, extremely irritating communication, usually performed at work, where a coworker will reach out to you, usually on an instant messaging platform or text message with just the word “hey” or “hi.” The offender will not say anything more until you respond, then either they will get to the point or will engage in meaningless chatting while you are attempting to complete another task. The painful part of this communication is that it will raise your anxiety level, especially if it is from your boss on a Friday, especially on a Friday morning, (can you jump on Zoom for a second? Aka layoff), or on a Friday night, (I have a fire drill that needs your attention ASAP, it might be an all nighter). The Hey hanging provokes the worst case scenarios, fear, and even paranoia when the victim is trying to figure out what is coming next.
I just got a ping on Teams from this project manager who I haven’t spoken to in months. The ping just said “hey,” now I am racing through my mind like crazy. What did I miss? What does he want? Is this person going to saddle me with something that will ruin my day? Get to the point and stop hey hanging me!
by Lumburgh Survivor May 21, 2025
Get the Hey Hangingmug.